13 Things to Do in Tescos

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms & randomly put them in people’s trolleys when they aren’t looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Homewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.
3. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone: “Code 3 in Housewares”… and see what happens.
4. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a packet of Polo mints on credit.
5. Move a ‘CAUTION – WET FLOOR’ sign to a carpeted area.
6. Set-up a tent in the Camping Department, tell other shoppers you are sleeping over and invite them in if they bring pillows from the Bedding Department.
7. When a sales assistant asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask: “Why can’t you people just leave me alone?”
8. Look right into the security camera, use it as a mirror and pick your nose.
9. While handling large knives in the Kitchen Dept, ask the clerk if he knows where the paracetemols are located.
10. Dart around the store suspiciously, while loudly humming the theme from Mission Impossible.
11 . Hide in a clothing rack . . . and when people browse through, say: “PICK ME!!! PICK ME!!!”
12. When an announcement comes over the loudspeaker, hit the floor and assume the fetal position and scream “NO!…It’s those voices again!!!”
13. Go into a fitting room, shut the door and wait a while… then yell loudly: “There’s no toilet paper in here.”